Wednesday, April 18, 2007

I really want some Popeye's fried chicken.

Hi, how are you? Fine I hope, but I'm starving. Man, what I wouldn't give for a box of Popeye's fried chicken. Yes, I know that whenever someone eats a box of Popeye's fried chicken a child dies in India… but I can't help myself! I love the stuff. Sometimes I'll get a box of Popeye's fried chicken and scrape off all the meat and skin into a bowl, and combine that with some mashed potatoes and gravy and crumbled up biscuits. Then I mix it all up in a blender, and eat every last bit in front of the TV while watching Meg Ryan movies. I LOVE POPEYE'S FRIED CHICKEN!
One day I ate so much Popeye's fried chicken, I think my heart stopped. And I was like, "Oh, my dad! I'm dying! Who's going to take care of my lamb
Karen?" It was such a sad thought that I ate another entire box of Popeye's fried chicken while I wrote out my will.
Do you like
gizzards? I do. I love gizzards, and Popeye's makes some great ones. A lot of people say, "Eww! Gizzards are intestines!" And I always say, "You're right, gizzards are intestines. And breasts are chicken titties." (Pardon my French.)
I really wish someone would pick me up a box of
Popeye's fried chicken to eat. I'd even let them borrow my bike. I'd go myself, but someone has to watch Karen, and besides, I ate two boxes of Popeye's fried chicken for lunch today, and my stomach hurts.
Just a reminder,
I had two spikes hammered through my wrists. So if you're passing by Popeye's, I'd like a box of their fried chicken, please. Extra spicy. Really, it's the least you can do, considering the whole spikes-through-the-wrists thing. Did I mention I'm starving?


LeLo in NoPo said...

Dear Jesus,
Have you tried the Popeye's drive through on MLK on a weekend night? It's crayzay. I highly recommend it. Even for Karen.

Ja'AmLo said...

just a FYI, Lelo is my older sister and she is totally rad. She's got mad skills, like html and stuff.

anyway, fried chicken rules.

Ja'AmLo said...

oh and just to clarify, this is "Jason" from the previous posts. I'm so peeved with blogger! When i updated to the new "g-blog-whatever" it changed my handle! Is Lucifer running the IT department or what!!!??

Mary Magdalene said...

When are you going to spend some of your precious time with me and your kids, huh? Don't you think your family would like some Popeye's chicken, too? And don't give me that whole "I had nails jammed into my wrists" speech, I've heard it a million times.

Kato said...

Hey, if I pick you up some Popeye's can you do that "multiplying the fishes and loaves" trick and produce a second (third, etc.) bucket? Or does it only work with seafood/bread?

Jesus H. Christ said...

Dear Lelo.
Thanks for your comment and advice. Hi!

Dear Ja'amio.
Thanks for commenting. Your sister is nice. I don't understand technology.
Thank you!

Dear Mary.
Thanks for the comment. I don't know what you're talking about.

Dear Kato.
Thanks for your comments. I don't do tricks anymore. I like to keep a low profile. For obvious reasons. (i.e. Nails through the wrists thingy.)