tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post5478646791674807469..comments2023-10-25T01:55:03.860-07:00Comments on Jesus Christ's Blog: I'm mad at Damien.Jesus H. Christhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16650554157416791162noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-57641540139632240162009-02-08T01:40:00.000-08:002009-02-08T01:40:00.000-08:00Damien is a jerk, huh?http://hawaiiattorneyonline....Damien is a jerk, huh?<BR/><BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://hawaiiattorneyonline.com/" REL="nofollow">http://hawaiiattorneyonline.com/</A><BR/><BR/>oahu lawyer<BR/><BR/>hawaii lawyerUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14139317850675532330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-87019899309557131622007-05-31T17:20:00.000-07:002007-05-31T17:20:00.000-07:00LET'S GET DAMIEN!1) I don't know what you're talki...LET'S GET DAMIEN!<BR/><BR/>1) I don't know what you're talking about.<BR/>2) That's a REALLY good idea...<BR/>3) Catcher is the worst position ever.<BR/>4) I don't know what you're talking about.<BR/>5) Yup, that's dad. Sigh.<BR/>6) See? Everytime I throw a tantrum I get crucified!<BR/>7) Good idea! I could steal a bear from the zoo…<BR/>8) I can't even get my dad to read my blog.<BR/>9) I don't know what you're talking about.<BR/>10) Damien has my coach bamboozled. He has a weird power over people for some reason…<BR/>11) I do think the Queen is on to something. That's why she's the queen!<BR/>12) Mmmmmmmm… no. I don't think I like that idea. I like you, though!<BR/>13) Catching stinks (pardon my French), but I like any trick that involves vegetable oil.<BR/>14) That idea sounds like it might hurt.<BR/>15) It still sounds like it might hurt.<BR/>16) True, the stats don't lie. Unfortunately, our team doesn't keep stats. So trickery it is!<BR/>17) I am doing unto Damien that which he did unto me. What's the problem?Jesus H. Christhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16650554157416791162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-5325707259210912242007-05-31T15:12:00.000-07:002007-05-31T15:12:00.000-07:00Hi again Jesus!wow.I'm kind of feeling humbled by ...Hi again Jesus!<BR/>wow.<BR/>I'm kind of feeling humbled by everyone else's suggestions. I've been thinking about your problem all day, and I'm starting to think that maybe the other commenters are correct. Forget the aliens. Maybe you should<BR/>" Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You. "<BR/>?<BR/>I read that in a book somewhere.<BR/>Maybe you should re-think the whole " getting Damien " thing.<BR/>? ? ?you guys r sillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02017472293325625854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-55567862098193913222007-05-31T14:52:00.000-07:002007-05-31T14:52:00.000-07:00My suggestion is not to stoop to Damien's level. ...My suggestion is not to stoop to Damien's level. You must prepare an unemotional and convincing argument that proves that you are better as the 2nd base guy than Damien. Present facts (stats, if you keep any like games won vs. lost with you on 2nd vs. Damien) and tell the Coach you want your position back. Trickery ain't the way to go. I know this is dry, but it will make it hard for Damien or anyone else to usurp you.Cee in SFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03463492479217583941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-79944011822293765932007-05-31T14:29:00.001-07:002007-05-31T14:29:00.001-07:00Jesus, I have mixed feelings about this situation....Jesus, I have mixed feelings about this situation. On one hand, I tend to agree with recovering straight girl in that your Father has always told us to turn the other cheek.<BR/>However, knowing what a conniving son-of-a-whore (pardon my French) Damien is, I want you to get even with him. You could say you could Ro-chambeaux him for 2d base. That is you tell him you will kick him in the sac and then he can kick you in the sac; the last one to stand up will get second base. (what Damien probably doesn't know is that after your kick he WON'T BE STANDING!)<BR/>I'm just saying.....Sammiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03815148942247808121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-39723034622227367352007-05-31T14:29:00.000-07:002007-05-31T14:29:00.000-07:00Jesus, I have mixed feelings about this situation....Jesus, I have mixed feelings about this situation. On one hand, I tend to agree with recovering straight girl in that your Father has always told us to turn the other cheek.<BR/>However, knowing what a conniving son-of-a-whore (pardon my French) Damien is, I want you to get even with him. You could say you could Ro-chambeaux him for 2d base. That is you tell him you will kick him in the sac and then he can kick you in the sac; the last one to stand up will get second base. (what Damien probably doesn't know is that after your kick he WON'T BE STANDING!)<BR/>I'm just saying.....Sammiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03815148942247808121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-75430983620835156992007-05-31T11:26:00.000-07:002007-05-31T11:26:00.000-07:00hi jesus,i think second base is the best position ...hi jesus,<BR/><BR/>i think second base is the best position to play also. i would be just as mad as you... but i think it's important to be a team player. i'm sure you're the best second baseman, but i bet you're also the best catcher. that might make you indispensible in that position! <BR/><BR/>is there anyone else on the team who can catch better than you? or even as well as you? or even CLOSE? if so, then maybe you can talk to the coach, but if not, you might want to think about how cool that actually makes you!<BR/><BR/>but... if you want to just get even, you should slip some grease or vegetable oil into his glove and he wont be able to catch anything! and if it touches his glove, the ball will get greasy and will slip when he tries to throw it... that'll make the coach see you need to be there for sure.<BR/><BR/>anyway, good luck. i'd really like to come to one of your games sometime jesus.<BR/><BR/>thanks,<BR/>lynnaeUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06683649076722442176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-35768684054381458932007-05-31T09:24:00.000-07:002007-05-31T09:24:00.000-07:00Don't do anything to try to get revenge. That wou...Don't do anything to try to get revenge. That would be a faux pas (pardon my French). Damien will get what's coming to him. It's called Karma -- or in the Christian Church "What goes around comes around."Norrin2https://www.blogger.com/profile/08556797281238202366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-63491712913018078722007-05-31T09:13:00.000-07:002007-05-31T09:13:00.000-07:00Hi dee ho, Jesus. Well, you know paybacks are hell...Hi dee ho, Jesus. Well, you know paybacks are hell (pardon my French - PMF). Also, revenge is best served cold and "cause and effect" is really real. So I suggest, you just stand by and watch the crap (PMF) fall where it may on ole Dammie-poo Then I would snigger, laugh and then walk away. But actually I think what THE QUEEN said would really work best.Choirboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06186636266958242815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-85495634171119198002007-05-31T08:43:00.000-07:002007-05-31T08:43:00.000-07:00Jesus, I'm sorry your feelings are hurt, but I don...Jesus, I'm sorry your feelings are hurt, but I don't know if hurting him back is going to make you feel any better. Why don't you just tell the coach what happened? Maybe he'll give you second base again.<BR/><BR/>((((hugs)))!Rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11931323707488046760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-56180902239560118482007-05-31T08:39:00.000-07:002007-05-31T08:39:00.000-07:00Turn the other cheek? I've heard of an alternate ...Turn the other cheek? I've heard of an alternate interpretation. <BR/><BR/>From wiki: Those interpreting this passage figuratively have cited historical and other factors in support. They note that at the time of Jesus, striking someone deemed to be of a lower class with the back of the hand was used to assert authority and dominance. If the persecuted person "turned the other cheek," the discipliner was faced with a dilemma. The left hand was used for unclean purposes, so a back-hand strike on the opposite cheek would not be performed. The other alternative would be a slap with the open hand as a challenge or to punch the person, but this was seen as a statement of equality.<BR/><BR/>So, turning the other cheek may mean to NOT take any crap (PMF).<BR/><BR/>Jesus, You deserve to be 2nd baseman, and don't settle for less!Paulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09753472327758672034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-79824424330561017842007-05-31T08:38:00.000-07:002007-05-31T08:38:00.000-07:00OK Jesus. This is soooo out of character for you....OK Jesus. This is soooo out of character for you. But maybe I can help. You know your dad, God, well he can bring his wrath upon Damien. I mean, remember Noah, and Sadom and Gamorrah (pardon my spelling). Does this Damien know who your Dad is??? I mean, I wouldn't mess with you for fear your Dad would damn me to eternal hell one day (pardon my French). Hey, he could do that to Damien too.minniemama68https://www.blogger.com/profile/01400210964965229219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-87930401390184318442007-05-31T07:46:00.000-07:002007-05-31T07:46:00.000-07:00I think the best way to get him off second base wo...I think the best way to get him off second base would be to let loose some sort of scarey animal. you politely ask a bull to chase him off the base! <BR/><BR/>Another suggestion involves telling a very private tidbit of information about Damien, that he may have told you, and letting everyone know!<BR/><BR/>Or you could make flyers with his picture that say "one mean creep" on it!! I like that one a lot.The Frog Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17411247621070763031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-15695966703810329762007-05-31T06:37:00.000-07:002007-05-31T06:37:00.000-07:00Didn't you drive a bunch of people out of a temple...Didn't you drive a bunch of people out of a temple one time because you were mad at them for doing bad things in your dad's house? Maybe you could do the same kind of thing here and drive Damien off of the baseball field for good. Just try not to get crucified again, k?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06381359915367648550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-64421219112669548552007-05-31T06:26:00.000-07:002007-05-31T06:26:00.000-07:00Wow, Jesus. You never struck me as the "get even" ...Wow, Jesus. You never struck me as the "get even" type. But, if you must get even, why not do it with the plague or a swarm of locusts? You know, that whole "wrath of God" thing. Oh, wait, is it just your Dad who can do that?Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18293307675931083493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-77268483610640768242007-05-31T06:14:00.000-07:002007-05-31T06:14:00.000-07:00His name is Damien right?I would be looking at his...His name is Damien right?<BR/>I would be looking at his head .. you know under his hair for those 3 numbers .. the **shudder** evil numbersMissy Ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00837378208314586720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-76600920507931598502007-05-31T05:54:00.000-07:002007-05-31T05:54:00.000-07:00Hi Jesus!Why don't you like being the catcher? It'...Hi Jesus!<BR/>Why don't you like being the catcher? It's a really important position. I would think you'd have to be a better player to be catcher, than to be a second-baseman...??? (You need to wear a face mask though so your nose doesn't get hurt again, ok?)<BR/>You have connections, Jesus. You should ask aliens to come down & abduct Damien while he's standing there all high and mighty on 2nd base... They could do experiments on Damien & anal probing ( Pardon my French ) and I bet THAT would teach him to not be a hater to you!you guys r sillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02017472293325625854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-45144215762614692392007-05-30T22:31:00.000-07:002007-05-30T22:31:00.000-07:00Jesus, dude, this is so easy. You just need to ask...Jesus, dude, this is so easy. You just need to ask Trudy for help. Trudy needs to flirt a LOT with Damien, so much that he LIKES her likes her (not just "likes" her). And THEN when he really likes Trudy, have Trudy say she likes YOU better than she likes Damien. He won't be able to stand the sight of you and will quit the team, and you can get second base back. Ta Da!<BR/><BR/>(I proofread this twice because you are Jesus. I think it's right.)the queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10263293738568555668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-42435987354653169872007-05-30T21:47:00.000-07:002007-05-30T21:47:00.000-07:00Jesus,I read this story once about how if someone ...Jesus,<BR/>I read this story once about how if someone hurts your feelers you should turn the other cheek or some such thing. No hurting back. Love your Dad with all your heart and love Damien like yourself.<BR/>On those lines anyway...Kathrynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03729142248190674175noreply@blogger.com