tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post3662015825279331181..comments2023-10-25T01:55:03.860-07:00Comments on Jesus Christ's Blog: I'm stunned.Jesus H. Christhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16650554157416791162noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-78857640720025150962007-06-09T21:22:00.000-07:002007-06-09T21:22:00.000-07:00What up, my ninjas?1) It would give the girls some...What up, my ninjas?<BR/><BR/>1) It would give the girls something to grab on to. (Ooh! PMF.)<BR/>2) She's not as fat.<BR/>3) I know! That poor horse!<BR/>4) Get a room, you two.<BR/>5) I will build a time machine! (Do you know how to get in touch with MacGuyver?)<BR/>6) I better not let Karen drink that. She'll stink like mint!<BR/>7) He's more into pig sacrifices these days, because he really loves bacon.<BR/>8) If I know Damien, he's getting something sweet out of his deal with dad... maybe a Camaro?<BR/>9) The only thing I like to watch on YouTube are skateboard accidents.<BR/>10) That's why you're my ninja.<BR/>11) The last time I opened a jar of peanuts, some fake snakes popped out.<BR/>12) I used to be secretary of the Wendy Jo Sperber Fan Club!<BR/>13) Oh, pooh. You already left. Don't worry, Karen is holed up in a seedy hotel on the edge of town. Oh, pooh. I shouldn't have said that. She's not holed up in a seedy hotel on the edge of town.Jesus H. Christhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16650554157416791162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-54553158490353185282007-06-08T15:03:00.000-07:002007-06-08T15:03:00.000-07:00Jesus,Wow!!! I just thought of a great idea!!! How...Jesus,<BR/>Wow!!! I just thought of a great idea!!! How about me taking Karen (that's your lamb) back to the midwest with me on my vacation. I could put her in my large carry-on bag and stuff her under the seat. The only thing I worry about (besides your upcoming show-down with Damien and your Father) is her pooping (PMF) and barfing while on the plane. She could romp and gambol around in the wide open spaces out there and even play with the neighbors' dogs. <BR/>That way you would not have to worry about her while focusing on the "Battle To End All Battles"<BR/>Also, you could go to Eureka, CA to see Doris and not have to worry about the care and feeding and scooping up Karen's (she's your lamb) poop (PMF).<BR/>(Actually, why can't Doris come to Portland to see you? After all she is the Holy Ghost and can use astral projection as her means of transportation.)<BR/>(Have you noticed my excessive use of parentheses?) <BR/>May the Farce be With you!<BR/>Sammie<BR/><BR/>P.S. Let me know about Karen (she's your lamb) by 6 tonite!Sammiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03815148942247808121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-58276008107072413652007-06-08T13:16:00.000-07:002007-06-08T13:16:00.000-07:00Wow Jesus, I am really worried about Karen now. I ...Wow Jesus, I am really worried about Karen now. I hope Doris can help. Is (was) she fat? In my mind I have cast her as Wendy Jo Sperber (the heavy girl from Bosom Buddies in the 80's).<BR/><BR/>Love the Top Hat idea - might make me look taller as well.<BR/><BR/>Peace out, My Ninja!<BR/><BR/>SLJSweetLikeJesushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00020353723334759064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-4101255496733634682007-06-08T12:06:00.000-07:002007-06-08T12:06:00.000-07:00P.S. For some reason I'm craving peanuts in a jar....P.S. For some reason I'm craving peanuts in a jar.The Ichthyophilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03286848300627291629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-38325139107756262002007-06-08T11:58:00.000-07:002007-06-08T11:58:00.000-07:00I'm all about tophats and monocles. I've been con...I'm all about tophats and monocles. I've been considering waxing my moustache. I think you could be on to something!<BR/><BR/>Also, "Ninja" is a great suggestion! I might just go listen to some Ninjas With Attitude.Katohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15228307619229587737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-41564602688592840062007-06-08T10:26:00.000-07:002007-06-08T10:26:00.000-07:00Dear Jesus,You are da ninja, man! I love your ide...Dear Jesus,<BR/><BR/>You are da ninja, man! I love your idea of contacting Doris the Holy Ghost, who probably has her head together better than anyone else right now. <BR/><BR/>Have you ever watched "God, Inc." on YouTube? I like to think it's pretty close to how things really work at your dad's office. <BR/><BR/>Anyway, keep an extra close eye on Karen (your lamb) because that Damien guy is one crafty, sneaky son-of-a-bee(PMF)!Chillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02303676640509830280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-72242377244439801392007-06-08T08:41:00.000-07:002007-06-08T08:41:00.000-07:00I thought maybe Damien just has something against ...I thought maybe Damien just has something against your Dad and he's taking it out on you as some sort of proxy revenge.???? But what do I know. I'm just a poor ninja from the streets.The Ichthyophilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03286848300627291629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-71691328732383018852007-06-08T07:06:00.000-07:002007-06-08T07:06:00.000-07:00Yeah I'd be careful with Karen (that's your lamb,)...Yeah I'd be careful with Karen (that's your lamb,) you may want to put her into some sort of witness protection program or something until you get this whole thing sorted out. I've read about your dad and his demands for "lamb sacrifices," (PMF and *shudder*)Kathrynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03729142248190674175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-53642589555745511822007-06-08T05:59:00.000-07:002007-06-08T05:59:00.000-07:00Jesus, you are totally my ninja and I really think...Jesus, you are totally my ninja and I really think you should take care of Damien by busting, as the kids say, a cap in his behind (PMF). I'm not sure what kind of cap, maybe a top hat? In any case, I have to go now. Take care and OMG I almost forgot: have you gone down to the MacDonald's for a Shrek shake yet? It's mint-flavored! Do NOT let Damien have one and then look at Karen, because, we all know that mint and lamb really go together (PMF).Michael TLHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00394567524661032435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-83055658248970709132007-06-08T05:30:00.000-07:002007-06-08T05:30:00.000-07:00sup ninja! i know what to do. get a time machine (...sup ninja! i know what to do. get a time machine (like in that movie) and go back and don't let damien get second base. then Trudy and him never would have gone out, and everything will be fine.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-7621946465750516102007-06-07T21:48:00.000-07:002007-06-07T21:48:00.000-07:00Wow, ohillary, that was weird, we both referenced ...Wow, ohillary, that was weird, we both referenced The Godfather simulataneously. Did you just spend six hours watching it on Bravo tonight too?the queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10263293738568555668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-45683995566589257722007-06-07T21:47:00.000-07:002007-06-07T21:47:00.000-07:00Don't even suggest Damien might hurt Karen. I just...Don't even suggest Damien might hurt Karen. I just watched The Godfather and it would have been a good movie except for what they did to that horse. Take it back and tell us Karen is safe.the queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10263293738568555668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-79562958736661495232007-06-07T21:46:00.000-07:002007-06-07T21:46:00.000-07:00I guess this has gone way beyond second base - Dud...I guess this has gone way beyond second base - Dude, you're like, going to the godfather for favors. Does Doris look like Marlon Brando?ohillaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18046169785017293680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-52784910714616328202007-06-07T21:10:00.000-07:002007-06-07T21:10:00.000-07:00I have long held that the handlebar mustache is th...I have long held that the handlebar mustache is the best fashion trend in the entire history of the world. Have you ever thought about shaving your beard off and growing a kicky handlebar 'stache? I think you'd totally rock it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com