tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post3607598746937788389..comments2023-10-25T01:55:03.860-07:00Comments on Jesus Christ's Blog: That was a quick five minutes.Jesus H. Christhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16650554157416791162noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-60138467829784505022007-06-18T16:09:00.000-07:002007-06-18T16:09:00.000-07:00I'm glad THAT'S over.1) He's my dad in that he got...I'm glad THAT'S over.<BR/><BR/>1) He's my dad in that he got my mom pregnant, but I'm still not too sure how he did it, since he's all non-corporeal.<BR/>2) You can still love somebody and have three kids. At least I think you can.<BR/>3) What? I have trouble with hiphop language.<BR/>4) Response deleted.<BR/>5) Yeah, I think Damien's the liar here—which isn't too surprising. What a d-bag! (PMF!)<BR/>6) High Five! <BR/>7) I'm going to copy and paste that and show it to Trudy!<BR/>8) Karen and I have a gamboling date tomorrow.<BR/>9) Krazy Glue is necessary is SO many situations. We'll think of something!<BR/>10) Ummm… because there isn't a heaven? I like you, but try to keep up.<BR/>11) I think he needed to go to the bathroom. You learn something new about non-corporeal beings every day.<BR/>12) DEAD!<BR/>13) I love dancing! Best idea of the day!<BR/>14) Gambling or gamboling? I should get a t-shirt made that says, "Let's Go Gamboling."Jesus H. Christhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16650554157416791162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-38189099019866924572007-06-18T15:06:00.000-07:002007-06-18T15:06:00.000-07:00maybe you should just take a break and go gambling...maybe you should just take a break and go gambling? I love gambling. Do you love gambling too?<BR/><BR/>Sorry I haven't posted for a while... I think your dad is up to something....Ja'AmLohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11742520558170401334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-3222147999267843882007-06-18T13:24:00.000-07:002007-06-18T13:24:00.000-07:00Hi Jesus!Get your monocle & your tophat on, dude! ...Hi Jesus!<BR/>Get your monocle & your tophat on, dude! I will totally teach you how to tap dance & soft shoe.<BR/>I promise you it'll be more fun than obsessing about Trudy, Damien and your messed-up Dad any longer, Jesus.<BR/>You know I lubbs you Jesus.<BR/>Does Karen (your lamb) have a tophat too? She can hoof it right along with us!you guys r sillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02017472293325625854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-48506630189095079472007-06-18T12:27:00.000-07:002007-06-18T12:27:00.000-07:00If you need a father figure, what about the man wh...If you need a father figure, what about the man who raised you, Joseph? He's a carpenter so he can give you some good nuts and bolts advice.Norrin2https://www.blogger.com/profile/08556797281238202366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-77054957158128140192007-06-18T11:52:00.000-07:002007-06-18T11:52:00.000-07:00wow jesus, i dont think you even noticed, but your...wow jesus, i dont think you even noticed, but your dad scheduled you for 3:42 for 5 whole minutes but still scheduled a 3:48 appointment - that means he cut you out of a WHOLE MINUTE!!!!! and considering there were only 5 to work with, thats like 20% of the interview! sheesh.<BR/><BR/>but anyways, he's kinda right. get on it and go get trudy back.<BR/><BR/>love,<BR/>lynnaeUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06683649076722442176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-49229681443990914492007-06-18T09:05:00.000-07:002007-06-18T09:05:00.000-07:00WHy do you say your Mom is dead? In the Bible it s...WHy do you say your Mom is dead? In the Bible it says she ascended into Heaven...alive! So either the Bible is a lie or you are hiding something. Why are you hiding your Mom from us,Jeebus? Is she fat? Or a slob? Better come clean,J-Man.Mike Nogahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08734145609031833065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-21908848513109121332007-06-18T07:26:00.000-07:002007-06-18T07:26:00.000-07:00You still should have kicked him in his non- corpo...You still should have kicked him in his non- corporal balls. However he did give you some good advice. Only thing keeping you from being second base, getting to second base with Trudy, and knocking Damien over the head with second base is you. Time to buck up Jesus, seriously they nailed you wrists and ankles to the cross, not your balls, but you’re acting like they are still up there in Golgotha. If you want something man you have to fight for it. I got your back you tell me the plan and I am there for ya with a baseball bat and a quart of crazy glue. (Don’t ask what the glue if for just rest assured Damien will never be the same)Narcesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01033152841197781314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-12100239429774511102007-06-17T11:30:00.000-07:002007-06-17T11:30:00.000-07:00Heya, our Jesus...I still recommend some Jesus-and...Heya, our Jesus...<BR/><BR/>I still recommend some Jesus-and-Karen gamboling time. Retreat, regroup, and think of ways Damien could NOT bother you. Think of things that would make you just LOL at him. Keep an eye on his blog, too...it's pretty LOL-funny--take NOTHING personally. His spelling's worse than most, too, so there's a funny thing you can LOL about.<BR/><BR/>Hey, "the ichthyophile," if you're reading these comments, I don't think the point is that God isn't Jesus' FATHER...he's just not much of a dad. Joseph did the DAD role. I'm someone's steppie, too, and after I figured that bit out, I was LOTS happier. Cheers!J1 and J2https://www.blogger.com/profile/02736105153329182435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-7057623614759413412007-06-16T12:24:00.000-07:002007-06-16T12:24:00.000-07:00The way Trudy's been getting around, I'll bet SHE ...The way Trudy's been getting around, I'll bet SHE was your dad's 3:48.Jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16785666082623144079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-91351841815505254142007-06-16T09:57:00.000-07:002007-06-16T09:57:00.000-07:00Just so you know, I went over to Damien's blog and...Just so you know, I went over to Damien's blog and gave him a piece of my mind!<BR/><BR/>Nobody screws with my ninja! (PMF)<BR/><BR/>High five, Jesus!GeorgyGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15357648830027648906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-75996592222014143822007-06-16T05:54:00.000-07:002007-06-16T05:54:00.000-07:00[Oops--my last post didn't make sense cuz of a typ...[Oops--my last post didn't make sense cuz of a typo. Trying again.]<BR/><BR/>Well, we all know Damien is a liar--so I guess your Dad could be right. Or do you think He is the liar?<BR/><BR/>And hey, my Chinja--I am so bummed [PMF] that you didn't bring a stick to put in the handles of your dad's office doors! That woulda kept his 3:48 appointment out. And if your dad is NON-COPOREAL, it totally would have worked! He would have had to wait until you felt good and ready to leave, which would have meant answering all your questions.<BR/><BR/>What a bummer! [PMF.] Oh, well... I guess you're not responsible for my happiness--*I* am. So I'll try not to be TOO bummed about it.<BR/><BR/>Give Karen a hug for me. Okay, tx, bye!Rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11931323707488046760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-72344085116489208192007-06-16T05:51:00.000-07:002007-06-16T05:51:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11931323707488046760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-41972990656532273802007-06-15T18:03:00.000-07:002007-06-15T18:03:00.000-07:00noooice, ur dads "da bomb".noooice, ur dads "da bomb".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-41608725397337136762007-06-15T17:55:00.000-07:002007-06-15T17:55:00.000-07:00Hey Jesus Hank, (my ninja)Sorry I haven't commente...Hey Jesus Hank, (my ninja)<BR/>Sorry I haven't commented for awhile, but the puter was acting up and I had to take it in and have it fixed. I'm sure you didn't even notice I was gone. I'm sorry to hear about your dad, really disappointing. But at least he wasn't trying to mess with your life. Or so he says. I still stand with the "date Nancy Grace" advice, especially since I got a new "do" and unfortunately it looks NOTHING like Nancy Grace's. And if Damien posts---YOU ARE A SCUMBAG--leave Jesus alone or I'll personally kick your ass (PMF). Love you Jesus (in a friendly way of course, since I'm married and have 3 kids and all)minniemama68https://www.blogger.com/profile/01400210964965229219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-3804533400550634232007-06-15T17:06:00.000-07:002007-06-15T17:06:00.000-07:00He's not your Dad? Bummer. Take off for the weeken...He's not your Dad? Bummer.<BR/> <BR/>Take off for the weekend and do some FISHING, Hone your CARPENTER skills (pardon my pun).<BR/><BR/>I think you need to call Doris the Holy Spirit and see if she knows about this whole "God's not your Father" matter. WHEEEEEZE!!The Ichthyophilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03286848300627291629noreply@blogger.com