tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post2955857974335576020..comments2023-10-25T01:55:03.860-07:00Comments on Jesus Christ's Blog: I'm on the team!Jesus H. Christhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16650554157416791162noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-36959587739669830552007-06-28T17:09:00.000-07:002007-06-28T17:09:00.000-07:00Go long!1) Advice noted!2) I'm thinking good thoug...Go long!<BR/><BR/>1) Advice noted!<BR/>2) I'm thinking good thoughts!<BR/>3) Is "freaking" a PMF?<BR/>4) Mmmmmm… TANG.<BR/>5) 2006. But who's counting?<BR/>6) Those Unitarians aren't too bad, I guess.<BR/>7) I love watermelon!<BR/>8) I'm bringing Karen to the big game tomorrow!<BR/>9) Hi Steve! You're nice!<BR/>10) Don't worry. I have pads!<BR/>11) More hot shirtless stories coming up!<BR/>12) I dunno. As soon as I get out of high school, I'm thinking of going pro.<BR/>13) I'm thinking of signing up for metal shop. I hear all the cool guys are there.<BR/>14) Go Irish!! And Scottish people, too!<BR/>15) Woof! Woof!<BR/>16) PARTY PANTS! WHOOOOOO!!<BR/>17) I love Grandma! I'll check it out.Jesus H. Christhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16650554157416791162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-75618512747191914082007-06-28T14:01:00.000-07:002007-06-28T14:01:00.000-07:00Football, eh? Confirmation finally that Jesus look...Football, eh? Confirmation finally that Jesus looks kindly on homosexuality.<BR/><BR/>Hey: I wrote a piece in which I discuss Your (and My?) Grandmother's true identity, over at my place!princeO'darknesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10657984081420459294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-4009671810326232922007-06-28T12:16:00.000-07:002007-06-28T12:16:00.000-07:00Heya, Jesus!High school football will be a nice ch...Heya, Jesus!<BR/><BR/>High school football will be a nice change for you.<BR/><BR/>Party Pants! Outtasight! Cheers!J1 and J2https://www.blogger.com/profile/02736105153329182435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-69686015389376843202007-06-28T11:43:00.000-07:002007-06-28T11:43:00.000-07:00LOL- all I can say is MEOWSLOL- all I can say is MEOWSUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14182387244136119743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-84350716198736302092007-06-28T08:50:00.000-07:002007-06-28T08:50:00.000-07:00Hey Ninja,Jdub is right. I can't believe I never ...Hey Ninja,<BR/>Jdub is right. I can't believe I never thought about it. And we are HUGE ND fans. Hell, (PMF) we named our last child after Brady Quinn (ND's star quarterback--a quarterback is the guy who threw you the ball). My husband and I went there on our honeymoon. You'd love your mural, although it isn't as visible as it once was since they made the stadium bigger. If you want to get Trudy, college ball is the key. Brady Quinn has women throwing themselves at him all the time. <BR/>Whatcha say, my Ninja????<BR/><BR/>I'm guessing my temporary lapse of memory is due to my facination with Nancy Grace's hair....Oh well, I just found out she's quitting her show cuz she's pregnant with twins. <BR/><BR/>GO IrisH!!!!!minniemama68https://www.blogger.com/profile/01400210964965229219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-23692979549842000372007-06-28T08:28:00.000-07:002007-06-28T08:28:00.000-07:00John Cusack or Molly Ringwold? Jeebus, you're dati...John Cusack or Molly Ringwold? Jeebus, you're dating yourself. Haha. I dunno if this is gonna help you with Trudy,dude. She works at a bank. Is she gonna want to date a High School football player? I'm glad your having fun but maybe you should try for a college team, or semi-pro. And do you think you will enroll in any high school classes? Then you'd be like Drew Barrymore or John Cryer.Mike Nogahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08734145609031833065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-30632039629055937222007-06-28T08:24:00.000-07:002007-06-28T08:24:00.000-07:00Maybe when you get done playing footbal at the hig...Maybe when you get done playing footbal at the high school, you can go play at the Uninversity of Notre Dame. You know they have "Touchdown Jesus" there? They have a huge mural of you with your arms raised (like you are signaling a touchdown) on the library at one end of the stadium. You could play there, score a touchdown and strike a pose mimicking the mural of yourself!! Here is a link to the picutre... http://www.cccm.ca/cgi-bin/gallery/chaplains/Touchdown_Jesus_1jdubhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04888613811921853546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-34803362992568789582007-06-28T07:41:00.000-07:002007-06-28T07:41:00.000-07:00Ooooh JHC! I wanna hear more locker stories involv...Ooooh JHC! I wanna hear more locker stories involving Jeremy and other hot, shirtless football players please.Oh Sweet Moses!https://www.blogger.com/profile/14480750448317093882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-25659928818590731072007-06-28T06:45:00.000-07:002007-06-28T06:45:00.000-07:00Precious Jesus,Good Luck with this. Hopefuly, secr...Precious Jesus,<BR/><BR/>Good Luck with this. Hopefuly, secretly, Trudy digs football players. Be careful!killedasouthernbellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13088292217926156011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-35274140787656792002007-06-28T05:06:00.000-07:002007-06-28T05:06:00.000-07:00Holy Crap, J! (PMF) That's awesome news. (I'm a ...Holy Crap, J! (PMF) That's awesome news. (I'm a long-time reader, first time commenter, by the way.)Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17305847316165234713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-20382575708417377412007-06-27T23:22:00.000-07:002007-06-27T23:22:00.000-07:00Jesus,I am so hella-happy for you and your good fo...Jesus,<BR/>I am so hella-happy for you and your good fortune of being on the football team!!!!!<BR/>Good for you! Maybe Trudy (she works at the bank) will change her mind about Damien and will want to be with you. Who knows, though, you may have found another fish in the great big sea of life by then and Trudy (the bank teller) won't matter to you any more.<BR/>Another thought---Maybe Karen could be the mascot of your team?!<BR/>Peace On, oh Friend of Man!!<BR/>SammieSammiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03815148942247808121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-91828896035557035952007-06-27T22:10:00.000-07:002007-06-27T22:10:00.000-07:00!Adios Mios!jesus, Jesus! I think you're rollin i...!Adios Mios!<BR/>jesus, Jesus! I think you're rollin in a breakless wheelchair down a steep hill with this caper, bro.<BR/><BR/>Does your uniform say "blah, blah blah High School" on it? Or perhaps "such and such High"?<BR/><BR/>Why do you have to play sports anyway, Jesus? Why can't you just go to concerts and plays? There's lots of nice girls at those type of events. Not b-words (pmf) like Trudy (she works at a bank). <BR/><BR/>I am happy that you have some new friends. No one should go around all bluesy if it can be helped. Do you like watermelon? <BR/><BR/>Thanks for not giving Karen's (the lamb) wild video to the police. Burrito (roll the r's) is watching my dog this weekend (he has seizures sometimes - my dog, not Burrito but you probly already know that) and he can't do that from jail.<BR/><BR/>Lots of Love to you J.C.! JenBig Headed Jen - friend of Burrito Martinezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07513998706360834872noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-8100603849637750942007-06-27T21:05:00.000-07:002007-06-27T21:05:00.000-07:00Yay for hijinks!High five!By the way, I wanted to ...Yay for hijinks!<BR/><BR/>High five!<BR/><BR/>By the way, I wanted to tell you: last weekend I went to a really nice communion service put on by a bunch of Unitarian Universalists. It was lovely, and it was the first communion I ever experienced that wasn't a creepy quasi-cannibalistic guilt fest.<BR/><BR/>Hooray!<BR/><BR/>Amen.<BR/><BR/>None GivenPaulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09753472327758672034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-53827727494932350072007-06-27T20:34:00.000-07:002007-06-27T20:34:00.000-07:00Jesus,My ninja!!! Be careful. Ever see "Waterboy...Jesus,<BR/>My ninja!!! Be careful. Ever see "Waterboy"??? He got caught. And if you get caught the team goes down with you. <BR/>And if the press were to get ahold of this, whatta mess. <BR/>I can see it now, 2000 year old man gets caught playing hs football......shivers!!!!!<BR/><BR/>Be careful...just be careful!!!!minniemama68https://www.blogger.com/profile/01400210964965229219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-13797625770316408962007-06-27T20:26:00.000-07:002007-06-27T20:26:00.000-07:00Jesus, I know it was you that spilled tang on my c...Jesus, I know it was you that spilled tang on my computer. I'm on to you...and Karen.<BR/><BR/>And Trudy hates football players. <BR/><BR/>Trudy likes a real man. Me. One that can get on a high school football team WITHOUT having to pull a fast one. <BR/><BR/>I thought the creepiness was only in church, not on the football field, Jesus. For realz. Now the SON OF GOD is showering with kids age 14-18. Nice.<BR/><BR/>And I hope you choke on your wetzel pretzel for pooping in my toilet and not flushing it.<BR/><BR/>How did you get inside my house, anyways?Jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16785666082623144079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-11332756904554239052007-06-27T20:00:00.000-07:002007-06-27T20:00:00.000-07:00"Freaking" awesome, Jesus?"Freaking?"You break my ..."Freaking" awesome, Jesus?<BR/><BR/>"Freaking?"<BR/><BR/>You break my heart, Jesus, you break my heart.the queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10263293738568555668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-26882976910694385102007-06-27T18:20:00.000-07:002007-06-27T18:20:00.000-07:00Oh Jesus, this is very good for you.I am glad that...Oh Jesus, this is very good for you.<BR/>I am glad that you have found a new sport to excel at. Perhaps if you're lucky, Trudy has a thing for a man in a uniform.Stacy&Jayehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11659223011949458260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-79728088681474889972007-06-27T18:13:00.000-07:002007-06-27T18:13:00.000-07:00Flippin' sweet, DUDE! One bit of advice though. St...Flippin' sweet, DUDE! One bit of advice though. Stay away from the jail bait!The Ichthyophilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03286848300627291629noreply@blogger.com