tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post1952206425412103405..comments2023-10-25T01:55:03.860-07:00Comments on Jesus Christ's Blog: Happy 4th of July.Jesus H. Christhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16650554157416791162noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-10091716710687655632007-07-05T20:19:00.000-07:002007-07-05T20:19:00.000-07:00KA-BOOM!!1) Oregon, schmoregon.2) Finger blown off...KA-BOOM!!<BR/><BR/>1) Oregon, schmoregon.<BR/>2) Finger blown off, shminger shmown shmoff.<BR/>3) Buses, shmushes.<BR/>4) Australia, schmaschmalia.<BR/>5) Actually, it's "firesmithing."<BR/>6) Response deleted, shmeshmonse shmelemeed.<BR/>7) Christmas, shmishmas. But I love Left Eye! And Chilly! And the one with lupus.<BR/>8) You kind of creep me out.<BR/>9) Jeremy says, "WHOOOOO!!"<BR/>10) Acid, schmacid.<BR/>11) Pump gas, schmump shmassh. (PMF!)<BR/>12) Death with dignity, schmeath schmit schmigmishee. (Wow. That's getting tough.)Jesus H. Christhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16650554157416791162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-85729497679564843392007-07-05T15:04:00.000-07:002007-07-05T15:04:00.000-07:00Hello, ichthyophile! We can't pump our own gas or ...Hello, ichthyophile! We can't pump our own gas or have cool fireworks, but we DO have medical marijuana and death with dignity... Of course, neither of those is recreational. Hmm...we do have Oaks Park in Portland! Cheers!J1 and J2https://www.blogger.com/profile/02736105153329182435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-10417710908042042592007-07-04T21:58:00.000-07:002007-07-04T21:58:00.000-07:00J@, you can't do anythign fun up there in Oregon! ...J@, you can't do anythign fun up there in Oregon! Can't even pump your own gas!! What up with that?<BR/><BR/>Hope your 4th was super, Jesus.The Ichthyophilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03286848300627291629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-58770657888961424742007-07-04T16:16:00.000-07:002007-07-04T16:16:00.000-07:00catfish, you're supposed to SHARE your acid with t...catfish, you're supposed to SHARE your acid with the rest of us :-)<BR/><BR/>And why does sammie think Jesus lives in Oregon? <BR/><BR/>Jesus, if you DO live in Oregon, can I come visit? I live really close by...amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00095163647355666145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-89791487375377086922007-07-04T13:20:00.000-07:002007-07-04T13:20:00.000-07:00Ok, I did not get any confirmation from you. I gue...Ok, I did not get any confirmation from you. I guess that means you're not going to my bbq this July 4 with the apostles, Abraham and his seven children and other biblical figures. Anyway, I hope you have a good one. Good to hear you are feeling better now. Say hi to Jeremy.Oh Sweet Moses!https://www.blogger.com/profile/14480750448317093882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-17189024514739475712007-07-04T09:35:00.000-07:002007-07-04T09:35:00.000-07:00Oh dear sweet exploding Jesus,You certainly do lov...Oh dear sweet exploding Jesus,<BR/><BR/>You certainly do love fireworks, don't ya? The one's you've listed sound awesome! I saw a video once where some (drunk) boys shot bottlerockets off out of their a-holes(PMF). Did you ever try that one? Sure looked like fun...till it didn't actually shoot out. Boom! I think I laughed so hard I cracked a wing. Oh, good times.<BR/><BR/>You know, when I was a little archangel, I had a stuffed monkey and I put him in the oven (like Karen (your lamb)) one night to stay warm. Next morning when my mother angel fired up the oven to make biscuits...well there were fireworks then too. Not pretty. Maybe you should padlock your oven just to be safe. We don't want Karen (again your lamb) going up in flames like poor Mr. Nanners (my stuffed monkey).<BR/><BR/>Enjoy the rodeo! what is it with you and cowboys...and shirtless high school players...and apostles? (oops, didn't mean to bring them up!)<BR/><BR/>Stay peppy (that never really did catch on, did it?),<BR/>AMArchangel Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00301644337189483427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-89148933671748324932007-07-03T22:05:00.000-07:002007-07-03T22:05:00.000-07:00Hey Jeebers,Yeah, I don't dig the fireworks either...Hey Jeebers,<BR/>Yeah, I don't dig the fireworks either. I think I get too much into the intent of the Holiday and get all cranky when people blow it all out of whack. I could mention x-mas (do you mind x-mas?) but really, the 4th is the one that does it for me.<BR/>I just can't imagine our founding fathers sitting down and saying, HEY, you know what would be cool? Lets let a bunch of drunk f'ers (pmf) spend a weeks pay and blow the shit(pmf) out of stuff and disturb the dogs and leave a mess outside and keep hard working joes like myself from sleeping because they don't have the day off the next day...<BR/>It would be so much cooler if we all just got together and dropped some acid and listened to some jam bands all night and talked about how we can almost see your dad... and how that tree, man, that tree is supposed to be there dude, and you know why??? so I can be staring at it now and grooving on it... Yeah, I love that tree man...<BR/>Deep down inside though, I really feel like blowing some shit up... the kind of blowing shit up that makes you almost crap your pants just thinking about it, the kind of blow shit up where you light the fuse and you jump around like a little girl cause you just tagged someone and they are it...<BR/>Oh, I am so confused...<BR/>pardon all my offensive french style words through out...<BR/><BR/>p.s. check out <A HREF="http://friendshipltd.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow">My Friendship blog</A> if you wanna get on the TLC tip... I miss left eye... We are always accepting new friends... think about it...<BR/>Bless my cock!!!Catfishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01010910766196425457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-87700055164682395652007-07-03T22:02:00.000-07:002007-07-03T22:02:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Catfishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01010910766196425457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-75856863540446396102007-07-03T21:58:00.000-07:002007-07-03T21:58:00.000-07:00Say, where do you live? I would love to drive by a...Say, where do you live? I would love to drive by and admire your fireworking. :-)Rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11931323707488046760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-16130638447467587742007-07-03T19:51:00.000-07:002007-07-03T19:51:00.000-07:00thank you for remembering my birthdayHonestly it r...thank you for remembering my birthday<BR/>Honestly it really is my birthday on July 4th <BR/>I know quite a few people who share your birthday and few who's birthdays are July 4th inc mine of course<BR/><BR/>You make sure Karen the lamb is safe away from all the fireworks, glad you are feeling better but don't over do it ok you don't want to make yourself sick watching fireworks you make you you stay warm ok.<BR/> <BR/>Whoops sorry forgot July is summer over there, no fireworks here unless its winter then only if the fireworks are controlled by experts with licenses, you can't just go into a shop and buy fireworks in Australia they have been banned from public use for years ... to dangerous. You can watch the displays here just you can't set them off yourself unless you want a BIG fineMissy Ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00837378208314586720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-52069480570201042442007-07-03T18:57:00.000-07:002007-07-03T18:57:00.000-07:00Well, fireworks ain't quite illegal here, (in Wash...Well, fireworks ain't quite illegal here, (in Washington), but they're not quite legal either. I only had some sparklers and tried to get on the bus, but they wouldn't let me... sparklers which are equivalent to some matches.<BR/><BR/>I hate the busesStacy&Jayehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11659223011949458260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-32387587870492391462007-07-03T18:49:00.000-07:002007-07-03T18:49:00.000-07:00Jesus,I'm glad you feel better. However, I don't ...Jesus,<BR/>I'm glad you feel better. However, I don't think you should light your fireworks. Like j2 said, they are illegal in Oregon and probably in Washington too. Besides, I saw a girl blow her finger off with an M-80 when she didn't throw it fast enough.<BR/>Also. I think they are the work of the devil and he is trying to tempt you to stray from the path of the Righteous!<BR/>Try to think of something innocuous, like rowing a kayak down the Willamette and maybe listening to the blues playing at the Blues Festival. Or, taking Karen to the coast so she can gambol on the sand.<BR/>You could also pay to watch the fireworks in Vancouver...that would be safer!<BR/>Hey, I'm just trying to watch out for you and Karen since your Dad doesn't seem to care!<BR/>Have a happy 4th!Sammiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03815148942247808121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-69927643642582610072007-07-03T16:36:00.000-07:002007-07-03T16:36:00.000-07:00Okay, Jesus, glad you're feeling so much better. ...Okay, Jesus, glad you're feeling so much better. Have a nice 4th AWAY from my house, please. With Trudy, too--she won't need to work at the bank tomorrow!<BR/><BR/>Oh, and don't use those fireworks in Oregon. Big, bad fines.<BR/><BR/>Cheers!J1 and J2https://www.blogger.com/profile/02736105153329182435noreply@blogger.com