tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post119976606041135402..comments2023-10-25T01:55:03.860-07:00Comments on Jesus Christ's Blog: The big game.Jesus H. Christhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16650554157416791162noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-57623618923411276172007-07-02T16:03:00.000-07:002007-07-02T16:03:00.000-07:00BLUE! 22! HIKE! HIKE!1) Thank you!2) I'll keep my ...BLUE! 22! HIKE! HIKE!<BR/><BR/>1) Thank you!<BR/>2) I'll keep my eye on Damien, for sure. Can't do anything about the dog. Sorry.<BR/>3) No one effs with the Karen. PM EFF!<BR/>4) The cheerleaders told me that sometimes their male teachers buy them wine coolers. Oops.<BR/>5) I don't control hair-dos, but you're welcome!<BR/>6) Response deleted.<BR/>7) Waitasecond... are you being dirty?<BR/>8) Ohhhh… BLIGHTY. Now I remember. I thought it was some kinda plague.<BR/>9) Even grammatically correct, it still sounds like a plague.<BR/>10) YAY! 2006! PARTY PANTS! WHOOOO!<BR/>11) Funny, that's what the Quarterback called that play, too. I didn't get it.<BR/>12) Ummm… I can't do anything about the dog. Good luck!<BR/>13) Blessed are thou, too! WHOOO!Jesus H. Christhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16650554157416791162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-30460020576981891562007-07-02T12:38:00.000-07:002007-07-02T12:38:00.000-07:00Whoooo! You are the man!!!I knew you could outsma...Whoooo! You are the man!!!<BR/>I knew you could outsmart that Damien character by just being good ole Jesus and not stooping to his level!<BR/>Good luck with Trudy (the bank teller) and try not to forget Karen in all of your excitement in being with her (Trudy, the bank teller).<BR/>Blessed art Thou,<BR/>SammieSammiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03815148942247808121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-20710625783612622052007-07-02T11:50:00.000-07:002007-07-02T11:50:00.000-07:00Dear Jesus(Hay-soos),Big Headed Jen needs your hel...Dear Jesus(Hay-soos),<BR/>Big Headed Jen needs your help desperately in dealing with the evil Patrick. He's trying to get custody of her beloved epileptic dog Mr. Johnson. Whatever help you can be is much appreciated to thwart his evil plan. I've already prayed to your father.<BR/>I'm flipping throught he VooDoo book right now for back up.<BR/>Gracias mi amigo.<BR/>Burrito(roll the r's)<BR/>PS: Rock on with the finger in Trudy's(works at bank) mouth. Did she think it was a chick-o-stick?Burrito Martinezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04146530621688605810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-80195642693146123612007-06-30T13:39:00.000-07:002007-06-30T13:39:00.000-07:00Is this some sort of summer school?It's june 30th!...Is this some sort of summer school?<BR/>It's june 30th!<BR/><BR/>good job Jesus. Does your team do the Hail Mary play? You'd be perfect for it...in honor of your mom.The Ichthyophilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03286848300627291629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-62617407581448733522007-06-30T13:01:00.000-07:002007-06-30T13:01:00.000-07:00Yay Jesus! Yay shirtless football men! Yay cheer...Yay Jesus! Yay shirtless football men! Yay cheerleaders! Yay Karen! Yay being 2006 and not looking at all like it!<BR/><BR/>PARTY PANTS! OUTTASIGHT! Cheers!J1 and J2https://www.blogger.com/profile/02736105153329182435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-20412387939763985112007-06-30T09:48:00.000-07:002007-06-30T09:48:00.000-07:00Sorry! That should have said "mind" - "you have a ...Sorry! That should have said "mind" - "you have a lot of stuff on your mind"... PMT! (That means Pardon My Typing!)GeorgyGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15357648830027648906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-40365762529414434962007-06-30T09:46:00.000-07:002007-06-30T09:46:00.000-07:00Jesus, I am so proud of you! You got great new fri...Jesus, I am so proud of you! You got great new friends, you're a football hero AND you got the girl!<BR/><BR/>Let's all put on our party pants and have a fabulous time!<BR/><BR/>(By the way, "Blighty" from my last comment is what we call England, in England. Remember I told you about that before when I was teaching you the Brit-speak. You have a lot of other stuff on your kind right now tho', so it's cool that you forgot. You're still my favourite Ninja, luv!)GeorgyGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15357648830027648906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-89851646217440680122007-06-30T08:54:00.000-07:002007-06-30T08:54:00.000-07:00Ok, now that you got your Trudy (your bank teller)...Ok, now that you got your Trudy (your bank teller) issues all resolved, can we hear more stories about Jeremy (your shirtless football teammate that's so Jake Ryan) and other locker/shower room stories with other shirtless/naked teammates?Oh Sweet Moses!https://www.blogger.com/profile/14480750448317093882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-19546361328011995512007-06-30T08:53:00.000-07:002007-06-30T08:53:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Oh Sweet Moses!https://www.blogger.com/profile/14480750448317093882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-81601891970930067452007-06-30T08:45:00.000-07:002007-06-30T08:45:00.000-07:00My Super-Football-Playing-Ninja!!!I am sooooo prou...My Super-Football-Playing-Ninja!!!<BR/>I am sooooo proud of you!!! Couldn't be prouder if you were my own son!!!! When do you actually start taking classes????<BR/><BR/>I just wanted to agree with everyone else and tell you to be super careful of Damien. He has nothing to lose right now--Trudy is gone, and his enemy is not only looking good, but now has his girl. So go find Karen, inform your team of his mental instability and be aware of your surroundings at all times. <BR/><BR/>Oh, on a more personal note. I got the "do" done yesterday and spent some time praying to you and your dad, and well, my new hairdo is even BETTER than Nancy Grace's (if that is all possible). So thanks so much. I love you Jesus!!!! You totally ROCK!!!!!minniemama68https://www.blogger.com/profile/01400210964965229219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-59512105207589275302007-06-30T08:36:00.000-07:002007-06-30T08:36:00.000-07:00Oh, I wouldn't worry about Karen, Jesus. Where wou...Oh, I wouldn't worry about Karen, Jesus. Where would the cheerleaders even get their hands on wine coolers? Wine coolers are for adults over the age of 21, and high-school cheerleaders are maybe 18, at best. Nope, that just doesn't make any sense at all.<BR/><BR/>Ha ha! You're not thinking straight because you're in love! That's pretty funny.Aunty Christhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03571645464531817170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-32032503376110117252007-06-30T00:24:00.000-07:002007-06-30T00:24:00.000-07:00HOORAY!! You are the football hero! I'm just a lit...HOORAY!! You are the football hero! I'm just a little worried about Karen, I hope she and Damien didn't end up in the same place...but I'm sure she'll find her way home, if she made it through a cock (PMF) fight and drug deal. She's one tough mutha. And you know, if the Coen brothers are right, and "No one fucks with the Jesus," then hopefully it's also true that "No one fucks with the Karen, lamb of Jesus." (PMF and PMF.) Yay Jesus and Trudy! Yay barking at cars! Yay football!Trinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13514433346809117297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-78159438399093033672007-06-29T22:11:00.000-07:002007-06-29T22:11:00.000-07:00Dear Jesus,High 5 on the game! I wish I could hav...Dear Jesus,<BR/>High 5 on the game! I wish I could have been there! Word up for laying the the chick-o-stick in Trudy's (she's a bank teller)pie hole. <BR/><BR/>What ever you do, don't turn your back on Damien. I'm getting a bad feeling about him especially since he was fronted in front of the whole high school.<BR/><BR/>Jesus, can you please make sure that Mr. Johnson (my dog who has seizures) is fine and is my dog for the rest of his life? That would be really nice. Thank you.<BR/>Amen.Big Headed Jen - friend of Burrito Martinezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07513998706360834872noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9105555073692111393.post-61111732015822881832007-06-29T20:53:00.000-07:002007-06-29T20:53:00.000-07:00Well done, dude, well done. As the kids say, "You ...Well done, dude, well done. As the kids say, "You are soooo Jesus!"the queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10263293738568555668noreply@blogger.com